Grandparents

[Couch Potatoe]

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their glory days. And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either [drugs] or [boyfriends]/[girlfriends]. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

[Sommer]

A lame excuse used as to not spend time with someone of the opposite sex.

[Britney]

Humans who have an excessive amount of vanilla scented candles in their homestead

[Justin Bieber]

the father or mother of a persons father or mother