Planting

[Britney]

The act or operation of setting in the ground for
propagation, as seeds, trees, shrubs, etc.; the forming of plantations,
as of trees; the carrying on of plantations, as of sugar, coffee, etc.

[Tanya Shivari]

The act of letting a log sit in the toilet long enough, so that when someone goes to flush it, it explodes into a crap hurricane, and releases a foul odour.
When you are planning to visit someones home. Hold your bowels for as long as possible to form the largest log you can. When you get to the house, pick a good time to shiftily slip into the bathroom and lay it out. Dont flush the toilet! Try to keep people away from the toilet all night so the turd has time to sit. If it sits long enough, when someone finally goes to flush it, it will explode into a crap hurricane and release a foul odour.

[Couch Potatoe]

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just dont a fuck, and you gave up on life. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Dont do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasnt a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Running with great force and jumping against an elevated flat surface while horizontal.

[Dave Paprocki]

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.

[Dianne]

The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.