Affliction

[Little_Girl]

The cause of continued pain of body or mind, as
sickness, losses, etc.; an instance of grievous distress; a pain or
grief.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Shirts that douchebags wear

[Rihanna]

Extremely overpriced brand of Graphic tee-shirts. Typically known as a status symbol among [chad]s. If its a graphic tee youre after, there are many FAR cheaper options that not only look better, but are less likely to cause others to associate you with douchebag status. Its recommended that you avoid Affliction if you have any self respect whatsoever.

[Tanya Shivari]

A group of Douche Bags. ie. pack of dogs, murder of ravens, heard of cattle Affliction of douche bags. Named after their trademark shirts. As to make them easy to spot in the crowd. most douchebags are known to wear white sunglasses, white bandanas, fake tans, tribal tattoos and faux hawks or spiky hair.

[Becky]

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.
This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.

[Luis Fok]

A boston street slang. 1980s popculture moulded this years latest Craze in uptown boston.

[Hina Muqadas]

A feeling driven by extreme emotional suffering. A feeling so strong it starts to affect your general [well-being] whether it be psychological or physical.

Usually a feeling brought on by [yearning] or fond memories of a certain person; which when any form of pain arises it is [amplified].

[Couch Potatoe]

Something that causes pain or suffering.