Lobotomy

[Couch Potatoe]

A surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique formerly used to treat certain mental disorders but now rarely performed.

[Tina]

1. removal of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the patient to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc. while still technically not considered a vegetable.

2. a process that had been deemed unethical and barbaric, but has evidently been stealthily carried out on a truly massive scale, as shown by tell-tale symptoms of lobotomization such as:

Calvin pissing stickers, voting Republican, obsessive interest in NASCAR, membership in the NRA (as opposed to responsible hunting, fishing, and conservation groups), calling it moral values to tell lies in order to start unnecessary wars that kill or maim tens of thousands of people as well as to lie, cheat, and embezzle in a manner befitting of Enron, Halliburton, Arbusto Energy, or Tyco, to destroy Gods Creations with irresponsible

[Justin Bieber]

an operation used to treat certain mental disorders

[Tanya Shivari]

A process involving the removal of a critical part of the brain (through the nasal cavity) that is also a pre-requisite action before becoming a PID theorist.

[Luis Fok]

a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point

[Donald Trump]

A location where scientists perform experiments in order to make advancements in the scientific community.

[PussyCat]

if one is successfully able to insert their head into a menstrating vagina, making sure that the head is covered in blood

[Gregory]

a medical operation in which cuts are made in or near the front part of the brain, used in the past for the treatment of severe mental problems