Kelping

[Tanya Shivari]

To have intercourse with a man, covered in kelp, to create the illusion of being a kelp monster. Whenever the girl attempts to scream or moan, the man slaps her with his kelp hands.

[Dianne]

To be in an enough of an inebriated state to sway and rock in the manner of sea kelp

[Gregory]

Similar to felching, but with an animal.