Beadle

[Rihanna]

Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.

[Becky]

To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’

[Julian]

Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.
Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadles About

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

[Sarah]

a Caucasian woman who is unpleasant or offensive to sight; an ugly white chick.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.

[Rihanna]

To pick up the stack of cards in a game of Shithead leaving you with one big hand and one small.

[Luis Fok]

someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen

[Monty]

a person who 1 has no friends, n 2who i geeky!

[Agnes]

a total prick

[Ernesto]

A ceremonial officer of a church, college, or similar institution.

[Tracie Lynn]

an official who takes part in some church or university ceremonies