Cannonball
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A dive in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
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The term cannonball was first used by Carl Kearney Spackler (Bill Murray) in the masterpiece film Caddyshack. To do a cannonball you must first fill your lungs with weed smoke, while holding the smoke in you drink liquor. Preferably Johnnie Black. And take big swig not a little pussy shot. Then exhale. Say Cannonball and pass the bong and Johnnie black to your boy n-word Drew and repeat until liquor is finished (nobone in their right mind would ever run out of weed.) The best time for cannonballs is wednesdays at 10:30 during the Chappelle show. The best mix for this is Johnnie Black and Sour Diesel from the wiseman, Veil.
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A sexual act in which a man places a testicle into the womans vagina and she queefs it back out with force.
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A metallic, spherical object that does not hover nor float. Often shot out of a cannon.
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When a guy jerks off and shoots the load in his own face.
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Cannonball is to be said when your about to blow dual clouds of smoke. It is when you hit the weed either during or right after smoking goo1z. Ideally the word cannonball should be drawn out like Cannnnonnnballll. Much like when your jumping in water. A thrilling experience !
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