Mugwump

[Sarah]

A bolter from the Republican party in the national election of1884; an Independent. [Political Cant, U.S.]

[Sarah]

A strong leader. A man of principle, who defies all expectations. Often the hero [against all odds]. Demonised by the powerful, who fear the [mugwumps] dedication to equality and fairness. The [mugwump] is a man of the many, not the few.

[Sommer]

Mugwumpology

The History of Mugwumpland

The continent/country currently known as Mugwumpland has an interesting History. It is believed it went like this;

When God was creating the Hawaiian islands, he was just about to finish one of the [volcanoes] when, while all the lava was bubbling up towards the top, he sneezed. This sent a massive quantity of [holy snot] and lava flying into the ocean just South-East of Japan. This immediately began to form a continent almost as large as the state of Texas. God thought for a moment and then said, What the hell and snapped his fingers thus [populating] the island with the first [Mugwumps].

The Creation of AIDS and [Tourettes] Syndrome and Their Connection to Mugwumpland

During [World War 2], the first time the Americans attempted [to bomb] Japan, one of the less experienced Pilots missed and accidentally bombed Mugwumpland. The resulting waves of radiation, strangely enough, didnt immediately kill many Mugwumps. Instead it infected them with the deadly Sexually Transmitted Disease known as [The AIDS]. Also, oddly, in the later generations of Mugwumps, it doesnt always kill them, the virus just uses them as a host so that it can spread. Due to their extreme anger from being bombed and infected with AIDS, the Mugwumps also developed the overwhelming and uncontrollable anger disease known as Tourettes Syndrome. For more information about Tourettes Syndrome visit www.tourettesguy.com.

The Economy of Mugwumpland

Although not as economically advanced as The US, Great Britain, China, or even Saudi Arabia, the residents of Mugwumpland have become rich by selling their giant booger slugs and [snails](some of the only native animals of Mugwumpland, they are about 8ft long and a sickly green color) to France as escargots.

Miscellaneous Mugwump Facts

The belief that AIDS originated in a tribe of monkeys in Africa is a common misconception. This rumor has spread due to the [sick monkey] raping perversion common in Mugwump culture.

The Mugwumps were almost wiped out in the secret World War 2.5 when every country that hated them tried to destroy the race and halt the spread of AIDS. They obviously failed.

Another interesting fact is that the Mugwumps do not have [livers]. [The archives] in [the capitol] of Mugwumpland, Kublakhan, state that they were stolen by the first Australians. whether or not this is true, I cannot say.

Also, Mugwumps have a hard tim seeing in the day light, but they can see extremely well in the dark, even if it is [pitch black]. The reason for this is also [unkown].

Mugwump Americans

Mugwumps dont generally make their presence know, so I cannot say how many countless Mugwump families are out there.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

An anal-rape monster depicted in William S. Burroughs novel Naked Lunch.
[Mugwumps] are depicted as having long black tongues, thin purple-blue lips, and razor sharp [beaks] of [black bone].

[Oralee]

An ordinary or unappealingly looking woman (or man in some cases if he is short -- see Choad) who has a broad face and short [dumpy body] though usually endowed with larger breasts than normal. [Mugwumps] will also usually have short [stumpy] digits.

[Raeanne Dimick]

Funkiest band in New York, known to get deep down in that ass and [funk it] out. Also known to be personified by a small gnome/troll/wizard like dude who just wants to chill and [get funky]. The [Mugwump].

[Julene]

A small, swamp-dwelling creature that subsists on [skunk cabbage] and likes to burrow. [Mugwumps] can be identified by the low wumpwumpwumpwump sound they make, and by their fear of any jumps other than [little ones].

[Rihanna]

One who is sexually [Ambivalent], having equal [attraction] [to both] male and female sexual parners.

[Justin Bieber]

a person who likes to be politically independent and does not support or remain loyal to any political group: