Screed

[Donald Trump]

A strip of plaster of the thickness proposed for the coat,
applied to the wall at intervals of four or five feet, as a guide.

[Renato]

A long speech or piece of writing, typically one regarded as tedious.

[Rihanna]

A written rant, usually of a political nature. The word has become increasingly trendy what with [Bush bashing], Clinton bashing, and heightened national [polarity] [across the board].

[Dianne]

screed is like a [pebble] water mix that [covers] the entier bowl and is released at high volosity and gives a [buring] effect to the anus

[Dave Paprocki]

Doing an act with the intent of copying something from [the Assassin] [Creed] video game series (Similar to [parkour]).

or

Attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.