Fritter

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A small quantity of batter, fried in boiling lard or in
a frying pan. Fritters are of various kinds, named from the substance
inclosed in the batter; as, apple fritters, clam fritters, oyster
fritters.

[Justin Bieber]

Fried [dough], typically fruit filled. Can be classified as a [fried pie] or a [turnover].

[Couch Potatoe]

Noun.
Genreal insult for someone [making a fool] of themselves or [doing something] [embarrassing].

[Lanell]

a [newly] [coined] term for lazy, stupid, [white people].

[Marquetta]

to totally [freak out], to [panic], to speak in strange [tongues] out of stress/fear/anxiety

[Ernesto]

(plural: [Fritters])
n) a portmanteau of Friend and Twitter - essentially, a Friend on Twitter.

Likely, this friend is either of the wrong age or lives [too far] away to be a [real life] friend, but is someone who you can constantly have tweet-based conversations with.