Bandicoot

[Dave Paprocki]

A species of very large rat (Mus giganteus), found in
India and Ceylon. It does much injury to rice fields and gardens.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

N. The act of recieving sexual gradification while [playing video games].

Origin: Bandicoot derived as a slang word from a small school in [northwest] Ohio after a group of friends learn that one of their peers managed to get his girlfriend to pleasure him while playing [Crash Bandicoot].

[Couch Potatoe]

1. One who is crafty and clever. Someone who can escape from messy situations by using his or her inteligence and skill with people.

2. any of various agile rat-like terrestrial [marsupials] of Australia and adjacent islands; insectivorous and herbivorous

3. A famous character from [Naughty Dogs] famous [Crash Bandicoot] series for Playstation.

[Raeanne Dimick]

A Bandicoot is a wise being from the forests of Galinadar, who has formed a coalition with Badgers to mine [honeycomb] for Terry The Evil Pool Shop Owner, who then gives the honeycomb to Cadbury to make [Crunchie], which is really a [Violet Crumble].

Then Again, I think Nestle makes Violet Crumble, BAH, I dont care, im going to cripple a small british child named Gavin Finley