Banana hammock
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A mens style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
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A thong for your schlong
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A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling
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A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.
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The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the hammock and can be trusted around the room
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a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his [ex wife] are arguing and [j.d] interjects with [BANANA HAMMOCK])
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[Mens] [bikini] [underwear]
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A male version of [the thong]. Name derived from the idea of a [hammock] holding a person in [contrast] is much similar to a thong holding a huge chode.
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