Douchecanoe

[Couch Potatoe]

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.

[Luis Fok]

the highest leavel of doucheny

[Britney]

when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches

[Donald Trump]

Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from [prick], [dick], [asshole], [douche], [douchebag], and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.

[Sarah]

An obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man)