Drunk

[Tanya Shivari]

When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

[Justin Bieber]

A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

[PussyCat]

Chemically incovienenced

[Sarah]

A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

[PussyCat]

Ones alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.

[PussyCat]

The state youre in when you wont give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and wont give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tina]

1. Past tense of drink.
2. Your girlfriends dad.
3. Spinning without moving.

[Raeanne Dimick]

Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
Caused or influenced by intoxication.

[PussyCat]

a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain

[Britney]

Affected by alcohol to the extent of losing control of one

[Oralee]

There are several stages of [drunkness].

Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because youre glad that youre beginning your alcohol binge.

Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may tip over.

Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.

Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a [sloshing] feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.

Hammered- Youre sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.

All fucked up- You have reached [the trifecta] of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!

So drunk you act sober again- [Rinse and repeat].