Mini me

[Sonia]

The clone of Austin Powers nemesis, Dr. Evil; apparently unable to speak, other than the ability to verbalize the vowel e every now and again; reportedly one eighth Dr. Evils size; bites fiercely and especially hates Scott Evil

[Rihanna]

[Dr. Evil]s clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesnt say much except for eeeeeeeeeee (although one time in a rap song of just the two of us he did say YOU AND I in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin laser.

[Tina]

little short dude who says eee

[Becky]

A miniture version of yourself.

[Luis Fok]

[Dr. Evil]s clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesnt say much except for eeeeeeeeeee (although one time in a rap song of just the two of us he did say YOU AND I in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin laser.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

(noun) An extremely small character featured in Austin Powers movies.

[Jessica]

n. the male sex organ

[Little_Girl]

a dude or girl that sucks up to someone cool, hangs on their every word