Shinners

[Britney]

Slang terminology for a clumsy mistake. Most often used amongst City workers in London, however origins are unknown.

[Donald Trump]

Shinners
A shinnersis an event that takes place after spending the night out on the town generally givin it large and trying to get your dick wet. An abbreviation of an organised shindig it usually involves a group of approximately 10-15 skulls gathering at an address in North Staffordshire and banging gurners, bugle and other substances. On the face of it you may think that other citizens participate in shinners all over this great land of ours. However, in order to be classed as a true shinnersit is critical that your housemate is in bed, either in the advanced stages of sleep or cowering in fear as to the mess that will great him when he awakes the following morning.
Typical topics of conversation include: How much you are loving it, how much you like a drink you do and whether you are hardcore or not.
A true shinners will not only devour the twilight hours but but will continue into the following day, at which point it is customary to telephone the non-attendees or failures to point out that you are still going strong regardless of their present whereabouts or circumstances.
The average shinners ceases when the skulls begin to crack as a result overwhelming fatigue or loss of gurners. I can only say that I like a drink I do, Im fucking loving it I am and yes I am proper hardcore. ASA, ASA, ASA-ASA-ASA!

[Jason Yan]

A shinnersis an event that takes place after spending the night out on the town generally givin it large and trying to get your dick wet. An abbreviation of an organised shindig it usually involves a group of approximately 10-15 skulls gathering at an address in North Staffordshire and banging gurners, bugle and other substances. On the face of it you may think that other citizens participate in shinners all over this great land of ours. However, in order to be classed as a true shinnersit is critical that your housemate is in bed, either in the advanced stages of sleep or cowering in fear as to the mess that will great him when he awakes the following morning.
Typical topics of conversation include: How much you are loving it, how much you like a drink you do and whether you are hardcore or not.
A true shinners will not only devour the twilight hours but but will continue into the following day, at which point it is customary to telephone the non-attendees or failures to point out that you are still going strong regardless of their present whereabouts and circumstances.
The average shinners ceases when the skulls begin to crack as a result overwhelming fatigue or loss of gurners. I can only say that I like a drink I do, Im fucking loving it I am and yes I am proper hardcore. ASA, ASA, ASA-ASA-ASA!
KEEP THE FAITH,
RWM, 14/09/2006