Shitties

[Tanya Shivari]

Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

Shitties, (also [Shiite], etc.) Coined by Brown Dave in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or [hudge] gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.
Shittie was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.
The rule of Shittie is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if youre a shittie, then you are.

[Justin Bieber]

Shitties are made when a man squates over a females chest and drops a steaming hot deuce in between the womans boobs. Then, the woman proceeds to rub the fecal matter all over her titties.