Whitey tightys

[Couch Potatoe]

If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didnt have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. Mom, I need some new underwear! They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones? Mom, Ive had the same underwear since I was 10, you know. Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey? then I only hear screaming.