White people problems

[Couch Potatoe]

As defined by the great [Louis CK] in his concert film Hilarious, these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.
Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldnt have to do that!
This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.

[Donald Trump]

a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.
b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone elses brief attention.

[Rihanna]

Problems or situations only found taxing by white people.