Wank

[Rihanna]

predominantely British term for masturbation

[Tina]

a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence:
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank

[Tanya Shivari]

1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.

[Sarah]

A colloquial reference to male masturbation.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank

[Justin Bieber]

Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.

[Tanya Shivari]

(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.

[Donald Trump]

1. To run ones hand up and down the shaft of the penis repeatedly until semen shoots forth

2. To relieve sexual tension alone (males)

[Magaret]

(typically used of a man) masturbate.