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Sucking on a woman's breasts, especially as a sexual alternative to intercourse. From a scene in the book The

Two of my maids graduated from Madeira. That is what a Madeira education will get you, a job as my employee.

A poet who retardedly walks in the middle of a perfect set. A 54 yr old 'woman' who pretends to be 21. See 'Trailor park trash'

Like fuck but then worse

An extremely lazy black person, they tend to never do anything, and get along better with white people than other blacks. They are also known for chasing white girls

A title or brief explanation accompanying an illustration, cartoon, or poster.

A commonly autocorrected word that is formed when one misspells being.

To speak in a preacher tone of voice with pauses and enunciations to capture the interest of an audience.

the use of different letters or a group of letters to represent the same sound(s). Some of the examples of heterography are: sEw and sOw, bEAt and bEEt and rOUgh and rUff.

The act of laying a woman on her back and spreading her legs then lubing your dick with pig grease and ducking her so hard she screams like a hog and kicks like one then eating out her contaminated hog meat.

Word to disguise the insult of bitch (bleach into bitch)

A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.

A medieval style of helmet with a light flick on the tail at the back. Predominately used by foot soldiers, as its visor came down with a slit over the eyes, giving a minimal amount of visibility, but making it harder to be stabbed or slashed in the face. Useless in Joust, although some did risk it...