See [hipster].
An orange peele.
A critically acclaimed indie musician hailing from Cornelius, North Carolina. He enjoys hanging out with his friends. He once thought himself to be a hipster. He writes songs for all occasions, and they tell stories. He has a unique voice. He also eats butterflies and poops rainbows. He has a kangaroo farm in his backyard called the Kanga Rooh Club. He also enjoys swimming and playing in a marching band. The end.