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the stuff in spraypaint that knocks out amateur graffiti artists who don't wear respirators.

An overpowering, incredibly painful sensation of your “backdoor” demanding to defecate (aka drop a deuce, colon cannonballs, butt driblets, digested Crayola box), with the inability to produce any colon candy (aka stool, feces, fecal matter, waste) despite a valiant, laborious effort. Butthole Spasms, period cramps in your asshole The anal equivalent of the urgency accompanied by a urinary tract infection. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now… but you can’t.

boner, erection, hard-on (wordplay on the official meaning of 'inkling', i.e. hunch, inclination, hint)

Tantalum is the seventy-third element on the periodic table with a symbol of Ta, and an atomic mass of 180.94788 u ± 0.00002 u. Tantalum was discovered in 1802 by Swedish chemist Anders Gustaf Ekeberg, and is now used in many modern day appliances such as capacitors, and dental surgical instruments.

Something that is obvious to everyone.

welt= welt; schmertz=pain The pain of a welt. Probably caused by those 50 lashes you received for drinking water you didn't climb the mast for. See also Rubsaltinmyweltshmertz.

A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

Of salty water or the sea; salty. Another word for salty.

the most intelligent, beautiful, exotic, eloquent, sophisticated, talented, artistic, charming, skilled, successful, generous, caring, competitive, intriguing and most desirable woman you will ever meet.

see [t-scope]

A room in a monastery set aside for the copying, writing, or illuminating of manuscripts and records.

Tivolis are the best kind of people. they are extremely unique and have a big personality. They are very crazy and know how to have a good time. they tend to assume things sometimes and often put themselves down for no reason. they are extremely gorgeous and fun to hang with. they are trustworthy and loving. they are truly amazing people. if you dont know a tivoli , you better go find one, because they are the best people to have as your bestfriend.

adj. 1. Of, or pertaining to EclipticZero and/or x-siq; 2. fuckin gay LOL; 3. Inexcusable immaturity; stupidity or lack of intuition.

An alcoholic drink, weak (1% and below), made by grain fermentation. While widely discarded in public and used to deem s.o. redneck and ignorant, its superb qualities appeal to virtually everyone. Due to its weakness and sweet taste, one can drink as much as his stomach allows him to, throw up, do the same again and again and still not get drunk, making it the ideal substance for an eternal booze - the mead used in Valhalla is probably not as suitable as Boza. Boza is easily ruined by heat but has a signifficant nutrient value, making it the perfect food supply for guerillas and infiltration squads in cold climate environments. Rumours are that Boza is an essential component in Black Magic of the Balkan region.