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A type of energy drink, also known as Redbull

Moving part of an engine that rattles when loose resulting in engine failure. Slang usage as someone who's tappets are slightly loose (not quite with it - a.k.a someone who is a few sandwiches short of a picnic) South African variation is of a tappet being a [redneck] in the american sense of the word

Amazingly pretentious word meaning 'differing' or 'inconsistent'.

a person who steals for a living and does not have respect for the law.

Guardian of the Universe. His arch-nemesis is Secundus.

to moonshine, to drink alcohol, to do dumb things in random states, to get caught playing Beer Pong or otherwise just be a delinquent nuisance to the respective school administration

buushido - adj./noun - having or pertaining to the qualities of bullshit, deceit and foolishness associated with George W. Bush. Ironically, when capitalized Bushido is a noun referring to the code of honor followed by a Japanese samurai.

When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.

adj. mysterious noun. kitchen table

A game with blocky graphics (that look gr8 btw) about zombies

An amateurish [poet]. Usually teenagers prone to [angst]. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their [emo]-ness and tendencies toward [self-injury].

The most goddamn mother fucking fantastic element out there. Thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, Thor. God of thunder. He had the biggest fucking cock in the world. Anything named after him has to be great or fucking Odin will come down from Valhalla where he's doing important Odin shit and he will take a piss directly in your eye. You've been warned. Thorium, this shit is sweet. Collided a fucking neutron in that shit an the energy of the strong force is your bitch. You know. That shit that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make. You know how much energy is released by that? A fuck ton. That's how much. Anyway, this shits way better than Uranium 235 and all it's other isotopes. Thorium fuckers. It's waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to Uranium few thousand years. It only produces alpha Radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (Still don't touch it.) while Uranium makes fucking gamma Radiation. That shit ionizes DNA right outta your cells. Oh, did I mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) It can't be used to make nuclear weapons. Thorium. Power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. Fuck uranium in the ass. Thorium all the way. Also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams. Shit gets you high as shit for at least 5 hours. Read about it erowid, good high. Good bye you beautiful beasts you, I hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. Good bye.