Definitions

Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc. Variation of Smooth your boobs give your chest a rest adjust your bust before you combust hakuna yo tatas.

Mook - can be used as a noun or an adjective with the same meaning as jackass and mother fucker but in a more polite sense.

Having African-American genes with descent of Asian heritage or Ancestry.

U Wot M8 is just text slang for You what mate? - a confrontational phrase used mainly in Northern England. Normally in response to another confrontational phrase - see example below. It does make sense though is abbreviated, it is a shortened of YOU are going to do WHAT, MATE? Mate being the obvious indicator that there is trouble afoot. This abbreviation is probably the cause of much confusion to the American audience since they have similar difficulty with half two meaning half past two (not one or one thirty like some of the common guesses).

when you claim first rights to hook up with or hit on everybody at a party youre hosting. i.e. sexual firsties

A drug used for numbing a certain area. Commonly used in dentistry

The graceful yet exhilarating reception and mixing of smegma by the violent rasping of 2 cocks within one of the cocks outstretched foreskin. Proper reciprocation often involves bequeathing of the buttery goodness to the others mouth or asshole.