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group of ugly frosh who have no friends but try to be cool by getting used by older guys. no one likes them at all because they are bitchy sluts and all of them are total fuck ups.

Sexiness in penguin form.

Sex that is fast, loud, hard, and memorable.

The hot guitar player from 5 Seconds of Summer. He is a legitimate kitten that could do no harm, although he thinks he is punk rock. His hair has probably been all the colors you could think of. He is a sexy 6ft tall beast that every girl has dreamt of dating at least once. He has fallen off stage before and his hair once caught on fire. He barely posts on Instagram but tweets often. He has amazing guitar skills and flawless vocals. Michael Clifford is the definition of perfect.

When a man is fucking a woman in the ass and suddenly scalps her saying: Welcome to your nightmare, and then continues to cum in her open scalp. When you do this, remember to dispose of the body!

a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles). This example actually happened to me..

When you are too tired to look up actual porn, you just do a search on Google images.

A pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, hipster who smokes pot but still listens to classical music and wears a turtleneck. They pretend to be artists or writers, but have greater ability for sitting in coffee shops all day writing their vanity project on the laptop their daddy bought for them while the unemployment benefits roll in.

your name if jeff

In reference to the Ghost of Christmas Future from, A Christmas Carol, this is the act of pointing towards the door after a person in your company says something inane.

Cancer

What people say when caught in the act of doing something ludicrously stupid or otherwise wack. It implies that the criticism their acts receive is due not to their own stupidity and [naffness], but instead to some unexplained enmity on the part of whoever points it out.