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to be distroght over an experrience, in reference to freaking out

A much much much kewliezer blue bird guy in smash bros whos like the best and killxorz people with his laser and is like Flaco here, Im fine in Lylat Wars and he is SO DAMN KEWL!

a douche bag who enjoys illegal substances and commonly jizzes in his girlfriends eye to break up with her........ass hole.

Acronym for Failed Lovers Against Caller ID. Pronounced flaccid.

A Thick female, who is excited(horny)

Getting a hand stuck in a partners (or ones own) orifice after performing a sexual act.

Fish-mouth Syndrome is a condition that infects most of the SJW community. You can tell if someone suffers from this just by their upright-triangular-frowning mouth appearance (which also exposes the front incisors). This facial expression gives the infected person a stink face, with subtle hint of mental retardation. Patients with FMS (abbreviation for Fish-mouth Syndrome) often have attention seeking hair styles/color, wear nonprescription glasses, and have at least one body piercing. They are easily triggered, which prompts them to uncontrollably defecate from their mouths. Cure: Common sense and more exposure to the real world.

A more politically correct term for a White Whine. However, both terms remain misleading: White Whines/First World Problems are not exclusive to whites or those in the First World, and there are many whites and people in the First World who do not suffer from being over-privileged.

A non-racist phrase which encourages one to reflect upon the privilege of being born in the first world. Those who receive this statement are encouraged to accept the well-known fact that people born in a developed nation have no problems at all, and when they experience adversary, should look on a map and consider all those black people in Africa who are raping, killing and eating each other because of their primitive brains and inability to function as well as a white person. It is accepted fact that people in a developed country (one run by white people) have solved all problems that could ever have existed and must remain frustrated that lesser, caveman-like races such as Asians, spics, and niggers, cannot evolve into real humans and remain technically animals, dutifully cared for by their european caretakers. An example of this could be Somalia where the average national IQ is 0.0014.

redneck term for a ford truck.

A phrase a woman uses when they want to have sex with you but doesnt want to say it

A sexual practice involving the insertion of a prepared finger of ginger root into the anus. This practice dates all the way back to the Victorian era. The act of putting a shaved ginger root into the anus. It creates a burning sensation around the sphincter, and a cooling sensation at the same time.

Fuck it its Friday

An inexplicable and particularly irrational character trait that leads sufferers to introduce anti-cycling infrastructure that ironically disrupts those it serves to protect more than those it seeks to stop. The phrase was coined in 2017 by Conservative Councillor Melanie Hampton, who displays Trump-like ignorance when confronted with basic facts.

Strong Mexican mafia family, construction company, Yard work, and nucular powerplant owner