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A non formal military acronym commonly used ever since the first world war: Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

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A combination of the words frat and slut, the word frut refers to any girl who has had sexual contact with 3 or more brothers from the same frat. Usually a frut will have some sort of physical defect such as nasty teeth, sagging boobs, a muffin top, scraggly hair (usually dyed a platinum shade of blonde with pitch black roots), or an inverted butt. You may be able to spot a frut at frat parties. Just look for the girl who has had the same cup with the same amount of alcohol in it the entire time, yet still is giggling wildly and thrusting herself sloppily all over her boys. Fruts dont seem to understand that the frat brothers are not their real friends and most of the time the brothers even make fun of her behind her back. Occasionally, even the nicest girl can be caught acting frutty.

The sexual and deviant fetish practice of jerking off into your housemates coffee cups, then replacing the cups without cleaning them.

When a girl says shes going to hook up with you then backs off

two or more girls performing oral sex on two or more guys in an alternating fashion. Usually the guys sit side by side, or at least within the same room.

The use of two midgets that control LAV section with no knowledge of maintenance management. Do as i say and not as i do. Also to allow marines to do what ever they want unless they showed some motivation, then when they are burnt out, try to put it in there as. To force religion on a section.

An FRF is a front row faggot. These are the people in class that sit in the first row asking question upon question, primarily to act intelligent and/or point out mistakes the professor has made. An FRF is typically oblivious to the disdain of his or her classmates.

Reeking of body odor.

The cord on the underside of a uncircumcised virgin guys penis head. Destroyed in a haze of ectasy and pain the first time he has sex or during circumcision.