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Border slang. A bi-sexual female.

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.

a group of thugs or ganstas.

Members of the [Something Awful] Forums. They were named this after repeated verbal attacks on a website caused the owner to complain to Something Awful owner Lowtax about him and his goons. Goons have neckbeards, no real-life social skills, a tendency for whining about dumb superficial crap, and a knack for shutting down anyone who has anything worth making fun of. Theyre known for their sarcastic and elitist tendencies, though many on the internet find them hilarious. Usually proud members of such Forums as [GBS], [BYOB], [FYAD], or [ADTRW], goons patrol the Awful Forums attempting to type funny jokes while their fingers slip off the keyboard due to Cheetos grease. Goons spew overused catchphrases like Do you have stairs in your house? or All your base are belong to us, though they are also responsible for founding and popularizing various internet memes, web sites, and trends. There are many varieties of goon, depending on the particular forums they frequent at SA. GBS goons are often sarcastic and clever, while FYAD goons are elitist and abstract, BYOB goons are laid-back and random, CC goons are artistic and very critical, and ADTRW goons are anime-obsessed.

Goomba: N/Adj. - A Goomba is not just a member of a marching band, but a life style. Goomba can be used to describe not only a person but things such as clothing items and attitude. According to recent studies held by Zeta Iota Tau, 88% percent of the Goin Band from Raiderland consists of Goombas led by the other 12% (8% ZIT, 4% Normal People). Goombas are usually abnormally happy and or excited about everything that causes discomfort among the other 12% of the Goin Band from Raiderland. Be it rehearsing in the rain, freezing cold or haboobs, Goombas seem to mistake terrible situations for a time to party. Goombas (also known as Band-os in other regions) are generally disliked by the normal population due to interrupting calm days on campus by running around with nerf guns shooting each other. In closing remarks, Goombas are unavoidable and seem to multiply day by day, and there is nothing we can do to get away from them. So in the end, no matter how much we wish it was different, we must coexist with them. Pokeaholeinya.

The Gooey Duck is when you and your lady friend are having sex in a pool, hot tub, or any other body of water, and when you cum you pull out and put one of her legs on the side of the pool and jizz on it. That way, when she puts it back in the water, she swims weird because she is trying to get it all off, much in the way a duck would swim if it had something sticky stuck to its leg.

Someone who is SO GREAT and is so rich that she has two shoes. That lucky B.

Goodnight/goodbye mutha fucka. Used only when one is [plastered] beyond belief.

what canadians say to aknowledge well done!

Get out my life

A person who does something correctly but in an odd way. Such as swimming, but looking like your drowning. Or writing but using all your fingers to grip the pencil.

is when you score in soccer directly from a corner kick. or sometimes when you score a beautiful [improbable] goal it is called a golazo.