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A guy who is wack, lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a Joe or simple a Dirt.

Short form for just kidding, lol. Mostly used in chats. created and copyrighted by numericnox

Spurm;Cumshot Slang for saying u had a cumshot or spurm being relesed from your penis

An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christs(Gods) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis. Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead. The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.

a racist term for a niggaaaaaa

A witty video making internet company that gained world wide acclaim with their rendition of This Land is Our Land featuring George W. Bush and that France loving, ball gag wearing surrender monkey John Fing Kerry. It was posted so frequently to internet message boards that the phrase jib jab came to mean this has already been posted 37 times you melvin asshat.

A Jewish Afro

When your male jewish friends curly hair gets so big from lack of a hair cut that he has an afro.

A sort of cuss phrase that stems from the song of the same name sung by Carrie Underwood.

Someone with either a lazy eye or one normal eye and one glass eye, usually the fake/lazy eye flops and is easy to notice. Jessy can also be used as an insult.