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Lacking in substance; vacuous, inane. A reference to wine tasting - where all the substance is in the scent of the bouquet, but nothing in the wine itself.

Old Man Wheeze. Instead of laughing uncontrollably when you hear something hilariously funny, you wheeze like an old man. What follows is referred to as laugh attacks...cheeks turn pink, eyes water, and gasping for air through ear to ear smile before the actual laughter begins.

Being sexually attracted to anything and everything through all history of time and space.

Oh My Marshmallows! This is a new version of OMG for those who are Aethiest and have a sense of humor, that do not wish to use Oh My God!

In internet chatrooms, Oh My God. Pronounced oh em gee when spoken aloud.

A line from Steve Martins Lets Get Small album. Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.

a term of endearment expressed from one [refined gentleman] to another, most commonly at social garden events. A man that is well suited for the daughter of a wealthy man. often [dressed in tails] and a waist coat and would be deemed a [plonker] in modern society.

A Canadian sex act involving a woman and The Frozen Shoeshoe, a famous Canadian wrestler, and Maple Syrup. Made famous by How I Met Your Mother, where Robin reluctantly revealed she had done the Old King Clancy.

A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks Do you love me? or Do you think you could ever love me? She has a nasty downstairs mixup.

Japanese for Hey More casual than Konnichiwa which means Hello