Definitions

A pussy. The place where guys love to get in.

good, cool, great, sick, heavy, safe.

A snarky, obstinate person who appears to be definiant for no good reason, although they likely have one and arent telling you. They are masters of walking the line between displaying affection and acting like they dont care. Watch out for [emoticons] like this :^)

Anyone with a hugely enormous nose that should seriously be cut off before it knocks someone out. This only applies if the persons a bitch and deserves to be bitched back at.

Totally.

An adjective used to describe an object that is totally adorable and hence irresistibly grabbable.

To eat out a girl and/or fuck her Her vagina being the salad the male doing the tossing

to jerk off

An expression referring to some modern horror/thriller films you have to have a moron level of 23 (on a scale of 1-5) to use anymore. For Christs sake, its 2009. Torture porn is a silly phrase meant to refer to some movies, like Hostel, a phrase which is as old and outdated by now as segregation laws. You have to be either A: A complete retard B: A troll A pissed off old guy A film critic with a basketball hoop up his ass to actually use this term. In fact, if you use this term, that invalidates any argument you may put forward. In other words, get over it and bitch about something new.

A woman who is obese

A variation of [Toplol] using [kek]. It is usually used by members of the gaming community, who play [WoW] and frequent [Reddit] or <cringe> [9gag]. It can also be seen on /b/ or /v/. Toplol is just as it sounds, the toppest of lols-the one lol to rule them all, the lol that stands above the others, this lol means That shit was funny m8. Kek literally translates to lol in Orcish in the WoWniverse. Kek can be used on its own, but it is best if paired with Toplol. Topkek also is a type of Hungarian muffin/cupcake, which is revered on /b/.

A lazy Internet slang way of saying Touché.