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purplish weed

small purple scissors between the size of 2-4inchs including the blades

A parody of the game telephone used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words purple monkey dishwasher.

A very good strain of marijuana.

the fluid from a vagina, especially that which flows when a woman is excited.

An extra set of lips located between a females thighs where a guy can stick his penis and create pleasure!

The lips of the vagina, or pussy.

You have your girl whipped. If she wants sex, she has to go through you and possibly do a favor. She does anything you say and you happen to win every argument. Basically, if you can pull it off, you are God. If you abuse this power, you are an asshole douchebag cunt and deserve to die slowly and painfully to the point where no one can identify you.

A popular phrase used to describe how someone defeated and/or humiliated someone in a verbal or physical conflict. Similar to kicked his/her ass.

The act of putting ones foot in a ladies vagina. It can also mean usinv someones feet to spread apart the vagina lips so that The hole becomes bigger.

puta is Spanishs Castilian word for fuck and madre is a word in spanish used for mom and spanish in Englishs point of view switches the descriptive word with the noun henceforth puta madre translates into mother fucker. puta used with other words can change its meaning some words with a at the end can be directed to woman as whore or bitch, usually when the word it combines with is has e or o at the end is made fuck and directed at men. But all you really need to know is that that if it is directed at some one it is an offense if at no one or randomly said it is an exclamation. the word is Spanishs most commonly used swear word it is just as abused as the English word fuck

[fooling] around aimlessly [messing] around or about [tooling] around

planking while intoxicated