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A word that replaces the term shotgun : used to tell people that u are claiming something A place, usualy a underground tunnel where ores or precius stones are being gathered and shipped off. A explosive device that has lethal side effects when activated. A word that causes you to do 10 pushups if answered to a question. After the 10th pushup you have to clap 1 time with your hands so everybody knows that you are a retarded person if your are at a public location. This last clap is increasing for the humiliation factor.

An explosive device meant to explode when youre near it.

a dude or girl that sucks up to someone cool, hangs on their every word

(adjective) Exceedingly small; restricted in size by comparison with most others of the same kind or class.

Joes cat A vagina with no hair, or just a muahhhh strip of hair.

A group of people walking around looking for something to do could be classed as them going on a mish .. Or a mission

A phrase constantly used in Minecraft YouTube parodies, where the creator is trying to sound cool but is actually ridiculously nerdy and pathetic.

My Mummy In terms of a lover, future Mother of your children. Often used to subtly declare ones affection for ones relationship with a caring soul. Transcending the stigma of society, without prying eyes being aware of your dedication.

A [threesome] involving two men and one woman. There are several options for who actually has sex with whom: (1) the woman in the middle; (2) one of the men in the middle; (3) everyone has sex with both the others.

Stands for Money Over Bitches. A philosophy by the late 2Pac that in the quest for power, one must always keep his pursuit of money above his pursuit of women. The example used was if someone focuses on chasing women, they will only stick around until another either richer or better looking man where to come along. But if one puts money before women, he will get all the women, while simultaneously remain rich and therefore powerful.

M.O.B is an acronym made famous by rapper Tupac Shakur which stands for Money over Bitches. M.O.B is best thought of as being a philosophy which denotes that a man who wants true power must always put money first and women second. A similar philosophy was also espoused by the fictional gangster Tony Montana, played by actor Al Pacino in the movie Scar Face, in which he said that in this country(the USA), first you get the money, then the power, and then the women. From an evolutionary biological perspective, men will compete for females, and females will compete for resources, that is, men that can provide them with security. Men who choose to chase women first, before they have cemented their wealth and status, waste precious time and energy, because even if they are successful in finding a female in this state, this female will in all likelihood trade up to a better man if she meets a man who is wealthier than her current man, and will leave him. Men of low status who manage to acquire attractive females through charm and wit are at risk of losing these females when faced with a male of higher status that has more resources and or charm and wit. By focusing on resources, aka money, first, a man increases the likelihood that not only can he attract the most beautiful females, but keep them and pass down his genes.

[adj] Descriptive term used to indicate residents of Montgomery County. Often used by those who resent people who make more money than they do.