Definitions

same as duh

being the designated driver for the night. thus not being aloud to drink

Desu is the sound made by [pwning]. Conversely, by repeating desu, you will have pwned your opponent(s), even if you already lost according to [Godwins Law].

df means da fuck

Acronym for: Dont Fuck Around Crew Nuff Said

(Verb) Acronym standing for [Dry hump] meaning to engage in all of the motions of having sexual intercourse while still wearing your pants or underwear. (See [levi lovin])

DH, formally known as the Daily Haley, is a term used to express illogical mistakes resulting from Pinterest Brain. DH is not contagious, however, it does affect people closely involved. Tell Tale Symptoms of DH are as follows, Repeated mishaps of similar nature with same end result Inability to Learn in a structured environment An inexplicable love of fashion and patterns that often effects speech patterns Wearing scarves even in increasingly warm weather If you feel that you are suffering from DH, please continue to do nothing. Nothing can be done to mend this condition.

my favorite character on the show Invader Zim. dib is a boy in zims class who is obsessed with the paranormal. dib lives with his famous scientist dad, professor membrane, and his little sister, gaz. he is the only one apart from gaz who knows zim is an alien. even though he tries infinite times to prove to everyone zim is an alien, they never believe him and just think hes insane. he has black hair, glasses, and a long black coat.

-[insult] 1)A person of little intelligence who cant stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks. 2)A great name to call a friend whos careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe. 3) A [jackball] -- someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable. 4) An alternative to [bunghole].

A name for a person with an exceptionally small penis.

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.