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What do you get when you cross a Brown Chicken with a Brown Cow?

People say that blue eyes are pretty, and yeah, they are, but brown ares are exotic and rare, and thats what makes them special, thats what makes them beautiful. Brown eyes represent mystery and makes eyes look extremely dramatic. It look...s great on all shades of skin. Its the most beautiful colour of eyes, and also sexy as hell. If they get contacts, they are just degrading themselves. Brown looks plain on paper, cause it is a plain and boring colour, but when put into eyes, and the light shines through it and its like its reflecting off glass, brown no longer describes it. It becomes a whole new colour, and its just gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, and any other words you can think of. When you look into brown eyes its like falling into soft, deep, rich, Belgian chocolate. Writers often say in books that when they look into someones eyes they feel like theyre falling into them. When you look into brown/blackish eyes, youre falling into darkness, youre so happy you cant see. But when you fall into blue eyes, what are you falling into? The ocean? You cant fall into the ocean, or you will drown, silly. And when you drown, you die. Conclusion: blue eyes kill. Brown eyes kick ASS!

To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.

An ass-kisser with bad depth perception.

Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades

when a penis of a man is in the anus of a woman he/shes dog sticks its nose up the anus of the man.

Something common in the summer during extremely hot days when many people are running high-drain devices such as air-conditioners.

Big Time Bitch

acronym for Brent that Hoe; to simultaniously insult a girl while attempting to get her to come home with you for the purposes of sex.

BTM is a shorter version during text messaging that you will BTM which means be there momentarily.

Used by Bugs Bunny and other 40s people to mean [mac] or [bud]. Short for both [bubba] and [bubke] or [bubbe] with both Yiddish and Southern roots. My stepmothers dad called me this all throughout the 60s and 70s so I revived it in the 80s.

When you have to pee... You hold your penis shut and your penis inflates with pee lookinh like a baloon...

the bubbleboy on seinfeld!!!

The rumbling, diarrhea feeling you get when you drink nothing but coffee in the morning. Usually results in stinky farts and a swift, sudden urge to shit.

when your stomach starts to roll on the river in response to milk or other food products. Usually preceeds taking a dump.

A name most people of Irish decent call their friends. Especially popular in Nova Scotia, around the PHK, Sydney, New Watreford and Antigonish areas. 2)A bundle of marijuana that you can smoke in a joint or in a pipe. 3)A flower before its fully bloomed. A shorter name for Bud Light beer.