A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)
To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.
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RE: Munting
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Tlr
(n.) The definitive pocket soldier of [Comp TF2]s [6v6] format. TLR is known for his DM-heavy playstyle and in particular his ability to hit unorthodox [airshot]s; as well as an infamous attempt to steal an ESEA Lan Trophy a couple years ago.
(v.) When you try to cum on a guy/girl, but they pull out at the last second and start erratically running left and right in an attempt to make you miss your cumshot. But the thing is, youre actually Peter North. You then jizz a mighty puddle upon his/her feet, launching them several feet in the air, and then flickcum a mighty spooge torpedo that subsequently results in their explosion. Anything less, surprisingly, is also called a Platinum. -
Vintager
one who dresses only vintage and buys only vintage products and does not own any thing new. they only own vintage cars, vintage clothing, vintage food containers (vintage jars and bottles), and does not own plastic.
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Consultant
A self-proclaimed expert that extorts inflated fees from a host company in return for vague and predominently incorrect business advice.
The successful consultant detaches from its host at the exact moment its parasitic qualities are discovered by upper management. Thus, the successful consultants term of engagement will last from months to years, until a mildly attentive decision-maker realizes that their burning ray of hope is all talk. Note that some middle managers and all other employees of the host will immediately recognize the consultant as a pathogen.
In order to gain access to a viable host, the consultant preys upon upper managements lack of job expertise and unrealisistic dreams of grandure. By using a string of buzz-words and metaphors that appear as incoherent babble to most humans, the consultant will usually succeed in gaining an assignment to fix a non-existant problem purportedly caused by the hosts employees. -
RE: Brat
Someone who deserves a good smack on the butt. Most of the time your girlfriend.
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RE: Tombstone
A sex position that starts with a man and woman in the stand up sixty nine position. Right as you cum in the womans mouth you yell out tombstone and pile drive them into the ground and break their neck.
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RE: Simmons
The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.
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RE: Magazine
a french woman,s magazine, that for usual! also, has become herself whore shop, at back of her store, for men that they near them to her, for sex, with paying money or not, to her again!
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'strain
Short for Australian.
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RE: Hooray
A hooray (also Hooray Benry) is in British English, an upper-class male, probably university-age or a bit older, who thinks its amusing to be loud, and rude to social inferiors,and the locals, especially waitresses. (In Trainspotting, the book not the film, a waitress hets her revenge by putting her tampon in a Hoorays soup before she serves it to him.) They wear striped shirts and try to talk a bit deeper than normal people.
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RE: Canberra
Canberra is technically the capital of [Australia]. It is a new city designed by a US Architect and since 1927 Australias Federal Government has been based there (more than half the people living in Canberra are public servants), but [Melbourne] and [Sydney] still register as the capitals of Australia culturally and financially, in the Australian psyche. Most people outside of Australia think that Sydney is the capital, if they have even thought about it at all.
The design of Canberra allows for lots of public space and integration with the surrounding hilly countryside, with artificial lakes and large plantings of exotic trees, and lots of winding roads connecting disparate suburbs. However it is not visited much by tourists, except to visit national institutions or to buy [fireworks], [porn] and [marijuana] all of which are available in Canberra due to a more liberal legal code than exists in other Australian states. Otherwise Australians dislike of politics and authority generally makes Canberra a no-go area. Canberrans seem to like this. -
Bengs
Beng(s), the norwegian word for a sexy girl ( Girls )
often spooken in trøndelag which is the middle part of norway.