You are all wrong. Gooseneck refers to the practice of a female giving a male oral pleasure, in the act of which her head bobs up and down in a manner similar to the neck of a goose as it walks. Closely related to [head], [dome], and other similar items.
TOLD literally stands for Tired Of Lifes Disappointments and can be used in many different settings. Its fabulous for when you have that world weary feeling, youre not getting where you wanted to or what you wanted out of life. You try really really hard but still- no cigar. Just another set back or kick in the face from good old life!