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Posts made by Jessica
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RE: Maria
Maria is one of the most caring people you will ever come across. She is extremely beautiful and is very easy to fall in love with. Her face is carved by angels, words cant begin to describe how perfect she is. She denies that she is anything of the sort however. Marias are usually talented and can bring joy and happiness to everyone. They are very witty and known for doing their best to put others before themselves. Men easily fall in love with Maria, and it takes an extremely long time for them to fall out of love when it comes to her.
Her eyes are like stars, once you look into them, you cant draw away from them. Her smile makes you melt, and her personality is by far one of the best. Its almost impossible to hate her. Her heart is pure and shell never hurt you.
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RE: Feminazi
A word that can be used in two ways;
- (The more common use) A term men use upon meeting average [feminist] with good values and fair understanding, but thinks women should have equal rights, but the man is so angry that he is being challenged that he screams at her that she is a man-hating feminazi.
- An actual woman who hates men, likely from bad experience.
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RE: Feminazi
A term used to undermine feminists and the basis of their goals, usually to validate antiquated views on gender issues.
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RE: Donkey punch
Punching someone in the back of the head may lead to serious brain damage and even death.
Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the males penis.
The move can be prosecuted as sexual assault and even rape in the case of surprise anal penetration. -
RE: Preach
There is no single meaning, but is used to convey a casual sense of affirmation, acknowledgement, said in agreement, something that is real, absolute, well said, a person dropping mad knowledge while unconsciously projecting who they are onto others and exposing him or her self as a hypocrite.
Or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably but everyone really knows the person doing the preaching is clueless and talking out of their ass.
Its usage among young blacks has been parodied ad nauseam among clueless suburban whites who actually do have a clue and calling out their counterpart who are the ones who actually have no clue. -
RE: Girl crush
an overwhelming sense of awe felt by a girl for another girl elicited by varying causes ranging from deep respect to unadulterated lust. may result in the any or all of the following: general euphoria, prolonged sense of inspiration, desire for intellectual-intercouse with crush, simple sexual arousal, etc
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RE: Ass
something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.
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RE: Crush
When you have a crush on someone it means you have developed a strong desire for another person. Eventually it may grow into [true love] or your feelings might wear away so dont jump into conclusions and mistake a silly crush for [love]. A crush might make you get [butterflies] in your stomach, [shy], and blushful. Your crush can also cause you to do silly things like stalking him,figuring out his/her sceduled classes, looking at his/her [myspace] a million times a day (even reading all his/her comments), collecting every piece of information you can on him/her, and other [obsessive] things. There is a reason why a crush is called a crush though. It might hurt to find out your crush is [taken]--OUCH! But if you are truely still into this person DONT let that stop you. There is still hope for the future. Until your desired lover is single again try developing a frienship! That way youll always be an option. Good luck! ( :
Ps-Dont go [OD] on the stalker thing. Not only is it a turnoff--its also pretty darn creppy... -
RE: Ddlg
Damn Daddy Look Good. Used when seeing a male that is sexy as hell. A way of telling your friends how good a guy looks without him knowing.
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RE: Ddlg
A legal way that pedophiles can get off by pretending to be intimate with a child. Basically what a pedophile will resort to when they cannot get real children.
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RE: Bs
- it stands for BULLSHIT
- it is said when someone tells a lie
- it is used when someone says something to suck-up
- it is said when you literally see bull poo
- a term used when you have to speak or write for a certain length and you have nothing better to say.