Located in [Gaithersburg, MD]. Once the best place to meet and hookup with chicks. Unfortunately ghetto people and middle schoolers have taken over. Unless youre in the mood for some [Friedchickenisha] or a 12 year old girl you gotta go else where to get some digits. The increase amount of security has also made this [old gold] mine less attractive.
Posts made by Couch Potatoe
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Washingtonian center
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The distance
[Striving] to meet a personal [objective], with the [determination] and will-power to achieve that objective.
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Sun suns
The [Chinese buffet] in [Guelph] that charges per item during after-hours operation. Frequented heavily by drunk university students. Also, the most commonly regretted drunk decision of [University of Guelph] students.
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Scarabing
Strange, [twitchy] and generally creepy style of movement. Most commonly [manifested] in a quick [scurrying] walk.
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RE: Westland
The western part of [Hartford, Connecticut]. [Its a lot] safer than the other parts of Hartford and is home to the Connecticut [Governors] mansion, other random mansions, and burglars.
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RE: Multiverse
a collective term for the [totality] of parallel worlds, a concept and [plot device] popularly used in science fiction novels. It was influenced greatly by an actual theory, called the Many Worlds, popularized by the physicist David [Deutsch].
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RE: Mediterranean
Of or characteristic of the Mediterranean Sea, the countries bordering it, or their inhabitants.
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RE: Fuckwit
Noun: a person who is ridiculously [idiotic]. 1. super obnoxious 2. [dumb as fuck] 3. [fucking dumb] ass etc.
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Douchebag quotient
the [percentage] of complete fucking tools attending any [social gathering]. normally higher at nightclubs that sell [PBR] in cans.
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Torron
Little school boys who think there hard and [deserve] [covid 19],
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Magic decoder ring
[Google], or another [search engine], used in an online situation to keep from looking stupid because [you dont know] what your buddy is talking about.
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Sexcuse article
The act of accidentally [forgetting] an [article] of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to [come back] to someones place and fuck.
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My taxprep office
Tax return preparation and electronic filing software for tax firms. Supports individual, corporate, and partnership returns. A software product by Advanced Tax Solutions
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Usual for the usual
you~[sh]~[al] for the you~sh~al
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Transfly
Transfly Logistics Management software integrates your complex business process into a single, highly streamlined ecosystem A software product by DayScholars Innovations
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Scatalogically similar: diurnal discrepancy
The way you can say Same Shit: Different Day to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, [Oprah Winfrey], Sarah Palin etc and sound highly [literate].
It even has the same acronym ([SSDD]).