Diploma

[Sarah]

A letter or writing, usually under seal, conferring someprivilege, honor, or power; a document bearing record of a degreeconferred by a literary society or educational institution.

[Sarah]

Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.

[Sarah]

a paper that says that you're still a fuck up, but now you can work

[Sarah]

(noun) - Obtained through educational courses, can be used to escape the ghetto if obtained at a school of higher learning (trade school, community college, college, university).

[Sarah]

You

[Sarah]

A reward in the form of oral sex, recipient can be male or female.

[Sarah]

A piece of paper that Matthew does not have

[Greta]

You are still [a fuck up], but now you [can work] [paper].

[Julian]

A certificate awarded by an educational establishment to show that someone has successfully completed a course of study.