Elder

[Sarah]

A clergyman authorized to administer all the sacraments; as, atraveling elder. Presiding elder (Meth. Ch.), an elder commissionedby a bishop to have the oversight of the churches and preachers in acertain district.-- Ruling elder, a lay presbyter or member of a Presbyterian churchsession. Schaff.

[Sarah]

ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.

[Sarah]

an amazing person

[Sarah]

A mindless, controlling drone of the Jehovah's Witness Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. Their function is to squelch independent thought, spy on those suspected of 'wrong doing', and assist the rank and file in making day-to-day menial decisions. They also keep track of the number of hours a member spends knocking on doors each month. Most have the educational level of a toilet brush salesman, but they follow orders well. They enjoy the times spent in judicial committee, where they are privy to confessions of sexual activity of hot young girls, providing fodder for masturbatory sessions at a later time.

[Sarah]

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.