A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Geologist
-
Geologists are scientists with an unnatural obsession with geology (rocks). Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano poking, fault finding, bouldering, dust-collecting, and high-risk colouring. One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time and their heads are harder than rocks. Consequently, such abstract concepts as Tuesday Morning and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension.
Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rats ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interests children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).
There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the worlds first alcohol-based life form.
Geologist meaning & definition 1 of Geologist.
-
Someone who nominally studies [rocks], but ACTUALLY studies how [pissed], [wankered], [wasted], [rat-arsed], or otherwise [drunk] they can get, especially when doing [fieldwork]
Geologist meaning & definition 2 of Geologist.
-
a useless waste of space.
Geologist meaning & definition 3 of Geologist.
-
An expert in or student of geology.
Geologist meaning & definition 4 of Geologist.
-
[Highly] [educated] individuals who [eat rocks].
Geologist meaning & definition 5 of Geologist.