Fraternity

[Donald Trump]

Commonly mistaken as a frat a fraternity is a group of men who share a bond of brotherhood. Most people can not understand. It could be compared to that of family. So yeah while those stupid ass frat boys give the rest of us a bad name there are some of us out there who do care about our personal worth and character.

[Justin Bieber]

A male organization known for their childish exclusion of others, excessive alcohol consumption, false sense of accomplishment and, of course, small genitals. Members of such an organization tend to travel in packs and develop a feeling of inadequacy and malaise if a brother is not aronud to have his back (or give him oral sex). Futhermore, brothers are often stricken with low grades, wide assholes and several sexual diseases.

[PussyCat]

A secret society of homosexual white boys established so they can have butt sex in private.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

a large quantity of males in the same house attempting to gather females (usually sorority girls) to parties that involve an obscene amount of alcohol.

[Little_Girl]

This is a group of males in college who pay money to spend time together. They do a lot of community service, like a couple of hours a month, to prove to the world how great they are. They host a ton of parties with copious amounts of booze; females can come for free, but few men not affiliated with the fraternity are allowed in without paying. This makes it easier for frat boys to get laid. People in fraternities tend to preppy and [metrosexual] or absolutely disgusting slobs; there is rarely any middle ground.

[Becky]

A clandestine group of well-heeled males. While they like to call themselves leaders, in truth, they are nothing more than [manipulators] and are more then fairly adept at ruining peoples lives. Dont cross them or they will destroy you. Short on imagination themselves, they hire others to do their thinking for them and are great at taking credit for other peoples work. Unless, of course, the job doesnt go as planned. Then said frat brother cuts his losses and walks. Tremendous deniability. Only friendly to those heads who can advance the brother. [AHs], every one of them. Occasionally they apologize for being class-one AH**s, but the moment passes and they go right back to doing what comes naturally. They despise all women, without exception.

[Couch Potatoe]

A group of future failures who exist for no other purpose than drinking and trading STDs. Maybe they were originally a good thing, but now theyre just annoying and a pain in the ass. They claim to be all about fellowship and community service, but strangely they never mention any of that during rush. Whenever theres an article about a date rape or alcohol poisoning in the newspaper, you can count on those pathetic frat fuckers to write a letter to the editor bitching about having a bad image in the media. No ones responsible for a fraternitys reputation besides its members, you piece of shit.

[Rihanna]

An organization that brings students together for the simple fact of having one thing in common; they all suck at life. This organization gives them the chance to buy and carry out false freindships through the organization and its ties with others like it.

[PussyCat]

A bunch of rich bastards whos parents have to pay for them to have friends and f*ck girls in college.

[Dianne]

A frat is where all of the douche bags in highschool go to after graduation. Their now [washed up] football careers gone in the wind, they must find somewhere else to fit in for the next four years in order to not face their lack of passion and skill for anything but throwing balls and [tackling] people. So come join a frat! A multi thousand dollar buddies club where you can feel like you fit in somewhere, when in fact youre just a crowd following alcoholic sheep [conformist] with no real identity outside of your paid for brothers whos main hobbies include: getting drunk every day, failing classes, having sex with intoxicated women, developing alcoholism and getting stds, and judging other people for not conforming with your group of [pretty boy] preppy dickheads who think theyre part of something bigger which is going to be gone before they know it.