Goggles

[Sarah]

They do nothing!

[Sarah]

Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears [tore up from the floor up] will eventually improve to [nothing to write home about] as the goggles set in. Its an altered state of perception.

[Sarah]

Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting persons eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.

[Sarah]

In general a pair of Ds. Those perfect boobs at the beach or mall. The pair of boobs that your bestfriends girl has. The ones you really want, the pair a tits that rachel starr has. What every guy dreams of are some nice goggles. (Killington, VT)

[Sarah]

This is another funny word for big glasses.

[Dorothey Allen]

Goggles in Sports Locker. Worn in swimming events to protect the eyes and help with vision underneath the water. Also worn in skiing events to protect the eyes.