A striped racer, also known as the California whipsnake, is a species of non-venomous snake native to the coast and foothills of California. It is a long, slender, and fast-moving snake, identified by its distinctive stripes running down the length of its body. They primarily feed on lizards and small rodents. The scientific name for this species is Masticophis lateralis.
Asteroids
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an itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue
Asteroids meaning & definition 1 of Asteroids.
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A condition when the Fecal [Impaction] of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops ones rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in ones ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “[Chocked] Full O Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be [dug out] with ones fingers or similar tools. i.e., to shit a brick!
Asteroids meaning & definition 2 of Asteroids.
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A male takes a shit. As males are wont to do, he stands up and looks down upon the mighty work his anus has wrought. After the proper time has passed and propriety has been suitably satisfied, the male may then aim his [piss to] break the shit clumps into progressively smaller turds*, [evocative] of the classic Atari arcade game Asteroids. This effect is especially poignant if the feces are of the Floater variety.
*It is said that the man who manages this feat most perfectly will subsequently gain entrance to the Outer Ring of the Seventh Circle of Hell. He may then, if he were so inclined, feed his frothy [shit smoothie] directly to Hitler, who resides therein.Asteroids meaning & definition 3 of Asteroids.
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A classic [arcade] game that was made by [Atari] where you had to shoot [asteroids] off of the screen. It was black and white but awesome at the time.
Asteroids meaning & definition 4 of Asteroids.
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When your [cumshot] destroys your surroundings
Asteroids meaning & definition 5 of Asteroids.
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one of many large rocks that circle the sun
Asteroids meaning & definition 6 of Asteroids.