Viscount

[Sarah]

An officer who formerly supplied the place of the count, orearl; the sheriff of the county.

[Sarah]

Haughty and snobbish, the well dressed Viscount looms above mere mortals who supp and dine, and disdains desserts and after-dinner drinks because society calls. Word of his presence in the neighborhood is reason alone to leave directly after dinner, and to get on with the business at hand.

[Sarah]

A delicious minty biscuit available in the UK. Fondly remembered for its hilarious TV adverts from years ago where actors with dodgy Russian accents played aristocrats bewailing their lack of them.

[Sarah]

An ancient evil that changes form every so often. A master at manipulating others, creating discord, and spreading lies and deceit.

[Sarah]

The act of doing a crap onto baking [foil], wrapping it, freezing it and then [pleasuring ones self] with it

A treat wrapped in foil just like [the biscuits]

[Raeanne Dimick]

A British nobleman ranking above a baron and below an earl.