Panda

[Sarah]

The coolest animal ever!!! Has really cool looks, eats bamboo, and likes to play with people (even though it's so big it often causes harm to frail human bodies).

[Sarah]

Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.

[Sarah]

a retarded fucking song by some bitch that sounds like future, but really isnt
and people only like it for the beat because the beat is fire af, but the lyrics need google translate and jesus.

[Sarah]

A close friend that you tell everything to. Someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better, hence the name panda.

[Sarah]

A magical black and white creature that can fly because it eats dragons. It is also the #3 cause of death in Jurassic Park.

[Sarah]

A chubby girl with a cute face.

[Sarah]

A large black and white bear, prone to sneezing fits, during which it is typically indiscriminate about who or what it sneezes upon.

[Sarah]

Drunk.
Beyond buzzed, but not quite plastered.
Origins: Daemon Hatfield and Greg The

[Sarah]

A person who has a lifestyle that limits their success in the world, and causes them to risk elimination from the gene pool.

The term refers to the giant panda which only eats bamboo, a food that offers little nutritional value and only allows mother pandas to raise one cub at a time. In addition, panda bears are known for being reluctant to reproduce, severely limiting their species's success.

Humans can be referred to as pandas when they choose a lifestyle that limits their ability to earn a living, maintain their health, or provide for a family. This term is especially appropriate when a person squanders opportunities available to them.

Examples include: vegans, who prioritize the health and well-being of other animals above their own; and college dropouts, who had an opportunity to improve their life through education but failed to seize it.

[Sarah]

slang term for Opana (oxymorphone)