Truffles

[Sarah]

Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then

[Sarah]

An extremely sweet person. Usually being compared to a truffle as in the candy. A very affectionate name.

[Sarah]

When you are at a bar and too drunk to remember a ladys name, she shall be referred to as Truffles.

[Sarah]

(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear [spiderman] shoes with [velcro] in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a [Persian] cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the [Taliban]

[Sarah]

a bitch so fine you would do some nasty shit wit