Coxswain

[Gregory]

noun. the very tiny yet powerful person that [steers] and directs their boat on a crew team.
the coxswain is the embodiment of their coach, often referred to as the coaches minion. they have a weird relationship with their coach that doesnt exist between rowers and coaches. coxswains out in the real world can be identified by a peculiar [tan line] in the middle of their forehead from the [nk] strap attached to their coxbox, a device that amplifies their already incredibly loud voice [in the boat]. also sometimes called a little tyrant, coxswains are in control of everything that happens in and around their boat. unfortunately, this means they must also take complete responsibility for any damage to the boat, even if it isnt their fault. a good coxswain can make their boat move faster than that [boat is] generally physically able to move. dont ask how, its a coxswain secret. another trait of a talented coxswain is to be able to criticize/fix tech in the boat without rudely calling people out. coxswains of [opposing teams] are often seen glaring at eachother when they are even or close in a race.
when not directly [coxing], coxswains can be some of the sweetest people in the world.

[Merna]

The person who steers a ships boat, racing boat, or other boat.

[Cami]

n.
characteristics of the coxswain:
-stands around 5 ft 2 in
-weighs no more than 110 lbs.
-directs and steers the boat for crew
-sits normally in the [stearn] but in certain 4 person crews in the bow
-has a voice that can be heard for miles
-is seen toting around water bottles, shoes, socks, and the ever popular [cox box]
-has a mysterious tan line in the middle of his or her forehead from the strap attached to the microphone on the cox box
-upon winning a race, the coxswain is thrown into the (often very dirty) water
-he or she is in charge of directing practices, calling races, and making certain that the ,000 boat does not hit any other objects such as a bridge, [floating log], another boat, or a dock
Common calls of the coxswain:
-[LET IT RUN] (used to stop the boat)
-WEIGH [NUFF] (used to stop the boat)
-PORT/[STARBOARD] PRESSURE (to direct the boat)
-POWER TEN in TWO, ONE, TWO (used in races to make the boat go faster, often at the dismay of the crew)
and the ever popular:
-HOLY

[Lanell]

In crew, the small person who controls every action of rowers. Although some people would call them omnipotent gods onboard shells, theyre content to be called coxswains. This person is generally more intelligent, capable, and assertive than the dumb cows pulling oars. Although the [coxswain], by nature of their size and immense intellectual power, is prone to [badgering] and physical abuse by the much larger rowers, their job is undeniably much more crucial. Coxswains have the power to get rowers to do pretty much whatever they want, through the clever combination of coercion and being able to transition from urgent whispering to drill sergeant barking to demon-like screeching from the depths of hell.
Coxswains, thankfully for the rowers, generally use their power for good rather than evil. This rule is broken, however, during the dreaded 2k [erg test], during which the coxswain attempts to remove any incentive a rower has for living. Neglecting this 6-7 minute thrust into the bloody [bowels of hell], coxswains are pretty chill.

[Kai]

owner,[magnate],queen,power-hungry
a) a small, loud person who directs an [steers] shells, boats used in crew, or [rowing]. he or she must be in control.
b) reference to someone who loves the cock

[Little_Girl]

The small and assertive [voice of reason] and motivation in a rowing shell. Coxswains are the brains of the boat, and are crucial to the success of the crew. Coxswains are prone to having a bit of [a Napoleon] complex while at practice, but are otherwise complete individual people. They are often mocked for their small stature, but this does not bother them too much. Good coxswains command respect and have rowers who trust in them completely. Coxswains often get a bad rep for facilitating the dreaded 2k [erg test], and their loyalty to their coaches word. Generally, coxswains are well-rounded people who you probably want to stay on the good side of.

[Tina]

[Unholy] [empress] of [the night]...

[Gregory]

A very very [smooth] man with [the ladies]. A man who smells as good as he looks and looks as good as he thinks he does. A [ladies man].

[Julene]

A large [blow dart] of a human being that [sells] business forms for a living, or a [fireman] who arrives late to the scene.

[PussyCat]

An athlete who in the sport of rowing is the weakest person with the loudest voice and the most control over the situation.

All coxswian have a MAJOR [NAPOLEON COMPLEX]

For some reason they are always cold, even when the sun is shining and their rowers are shirtless, a [Coxswain] are bundled up in 3 jackets and a [rain coat].

The [coxswain] has no clue about how to row, but they still critique rowers.

As soon as the rowers set down the boat the dynamic changes and the Coxswain looses all power

[Tariq Zaki]

An abnormally small and [hairy man] who has the [rowing] ability of a [limbless] goat.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The steersman of a ships boat, lifeboat, racing boat, or other boat.